The True Boob — an investigation into the chest of Lacey Chabert
Let’s talk about Lacey Chabert’s boobs. …I don’t know anything about Lacey Chabert’s boobs. Really. I’m totally unprepared for this. Is it Monday already? The last time I saw them was 12 years ago in a semi-sideboob bath scene, and then 2 years after that in Mean Girls. I don’t know…her boobs seemed to fit her pretty well, and then I left for bustier pastures. She just never captured my imagination. Why did I pick Lacey Chabert again? Well, I hear her boobs grew a lot recently. Quite suddenly, at 31 years old. That’s pretty unusual. The user who suggested her mentioned possible implants. Did Lacey Chabert get breast implants? I think it’s time for a genuine, good old fashioned True Boob boob puzzle. I’ve been playing on easy mode for the series so far, only covering girls that I’ve been familiar with, and I think we could use my ignorance to our advantage here. This one sounds like it’s going to need some real investigation, and maybe it’s time I take you guys along for the ride.
Let’s start by going to Bing to doing a quick search for Lacey Chabert. Google’s a dick and filters nudity no matter what, so we don’t have a choice in the matter. Be sure to turn off SafeSearch, and this should give us a good cross section to start with. What did we find?
I’m noticing that aside from a little flair up here and there, she’s pretty conservative with her chest. This is a genuinely hot girl with a hot body who wears well fitting and somewhat flattering bras, but she’s not making any effort to draw excessive attention to her boobs or give them any character. They’re just part of her proportionally hot girl package. And at this point I would usually move on. It’s fine that she’s not playing the boob game, but there’s really not much for me to do here.
Her boobs look good, but you can tell they’ve been plumped.